SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (PARENTING MEME)

frommemetoyou:

  • "Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time."
  • "The baby won’t stop crying."
  • "No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad."
  • "Are you kidding me? There first word was mum."
  • "I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!"
  • "Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!"
  • "I’m off to the shops, make sure the children don’t break anything while I’m gone."
  • "Can’t we just get a babysitter and rent a hotel for the night?"
  • "We need to talk, I think (insert name) is having trouble at school…"
  • "I’m warning you, it’s her first break up, if you go in their without a tub of icecream it’s your fault if you don’t make it out alive."
  • "Can you feel it kicking?"
  • "They’re so sweet when they’re asleep."
  • "They take after you with that temper."
  • "Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?"
  • "It’s okay, we’re in A&E because he/she jumped off the climbing frame. He/She’s got a sprained ankle by the doctor said it’s fine."
  • "Well what did you think was going to happen if you let her/him watch scary films before bed?"
  • "She/He’s going to be taller than you in a few years."
  • "Sometime’s it’s scary how much you two look alike."
  • "It’s okay, I made a deal. No sweets until the house is spotless."
  • "I don’t know if I’m proud that they listened to us and didn’t throw a house party whilst we were gone, or worried that they didn’t something much worse."
  • "Your child thought it was a good idea to graffiti the side of the house."
  • "We need to figure out what’s the secret present he/she asked santa for…"
  • "Those use to be my boobies…"
  • "She said I’m the worst mother ever."
  • "He said he hates me."
  • "You’d think that all these years raising kids with each other would make us a little more mature…"
  • "If they break curfew again we’re just going to have to embarrass them."
  • "Talk to her/him. She/He’ll listen to you."
  • "I love you more and more everyday, and I’ll even treat you if you take the 4am feeding shift."
♥ 3055 — 1 week ago on 11 Apr 2014 — via frommemetoyou
#prompts;  

detectivebrooks:

whatsup-assbutt:

detectivebrooks:

"Well, there we go. At least you’re not stupidly narcissistic, merely narcissistic and stupid. So what, you’re….you’re better than me? Is that it? Because I didn’t grow up in a fancy castle in Wonderland? You guys are the royal family, huh? Hate to have someone like you ruling over me. I’ll take my chances with humanity. At least here, the only boss of me, is me."

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"Sure I got my pride, but I know when I’m up against more than I can take, and vice versa. And you’re not exactly considered a threat in my book, not physically at least. Never said I was better than you either. Those are you’re words, not mine. Although, the last time I told a girl I loved her, and got her pregnant, I didn’t move across the goddamn ocean leaving her to raise my kid by herself.”

Vincent’s stomach pooled with rage. When he finally got close enough to calm in order to speak, his words had the tenseness of a bowstring pulled back with arrow in tow. “You know something Walter, I know you’ve got a big mouth. I know you’re a complete prick, and I know that you’re my wife’s brother, but the only thing I can’t understand is how dumb you must be if you think I left that woman and that little boy in an airport because I wanted to.” His words were venom, and more than likely futile, turning to ashes in his listener’s ears. “I left because it was my job. I didn’t know a single thing about Jessika when I left. I left because I had to. Not because I wanted to. I left because when you take an oath to protect people, you don’t just take it or leave it when it’s convenient. You have to make sacrifices. And I’ll be damned if leaving her wasn’t my most painful yet. I watched my mother go into a gas station and not come back. I waited in that car for three hours before a cop found me. My father died alone in a retirement home in Florida without me. I got a letter from him. That’s how I knew. And he probably didn’t even know who he was writing to….” Vincent’s voice trailed off. “So don’t insult me by making what I did out of spite. You don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But I love your sister and my children more than anything because Aden and Jessika will not grow up the way I grew up. They will have their mother AND their father. And if you don’t like it than you may as well kill me, because they are the only reason I didn’t put a bullet in my head when I read that letter.” He exhaled, finished with Walter and his allegations.

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Walter’s eyes flashed for a brief moment, using all restraint he could possibly muster not to lash out violently at Vincent, waiting with thinned out patience for Vincent to be finished talking. When he was done, Walter bowed his head slightly, his first few words coming out with a growl. “Temperance made it more than clear that you didn’t know about Jessika, and that you wanted them to go with you. Those instances are the only thing that kept Sev and I from going after you ourselves. But that didn’t take away from seeing my baby sister-” He stopped, swallowing thickly. “It was bad enough seeing her go through that situation once, not being able to do a damn thing about it…but a second time, with nearly the exact same thing happening?” He shook his head. “Falling in love, it’s different for Alarians than it is for humans. They form a bond, and when separated from their partner, they feel an emotional pain. Not just that, but if the bond is strong enough, then the longer they are away from their partner, then the emotional pain eventually becomes physical.” He looked up at Vincent now, a mix of anger and sadness in his eyes. “So you look me in the eyes, and say that I don’t have the right to be angry. For seeing my little sister, who I’ve raised since she was seven, go through that same ordeal again. Falling in love, forming that bond, and then losing the person she loves. All the while finding out she’s left behind pregnant with that person’s child. That I don’t have the right to be upset seeing her go through all that again, knowing that there’s something I could damn well do about it, but she won’t let me.” He shook his head with a sad chuckle. “She can be so goddamn stubborn. Insisting on doing everything by herself, insisting that she’s perfectly fine, when you could tell she wasn’t. Putting on a smile and a brave face for Aden…” He sat back down, dragging his hands over his face and then bowing his head. “Hearing her whimper out your name with such longing and sadness when she was in labor for Jessika.” These words didn’t come out with anger, but with an exhausted sadness. “…I know you care about her. You just make her so happy…” He trailed off, sighing. “Can you honestly blame me for having the fear of that being taken away from her again?”

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♥ 15 — 1 week ago on 09 Apr 2014 — via detectivebrooks
♥ 66164 — 1 week ago on 08 Apr 2014 — via talk-to-tennant (source)
Urgent security update

staff:

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We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

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You’ll be hearing more in the news over the coming days. Take care.

♥ 111362 — 1 week ago on 08 Apr 2014 — via jesslynshepard (source)

toothandfang:

That moment when someone suggests a pairing you’d never even thought of before.

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…and finding out you like it. 

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♥ 6314 — 1 week ago on 08 Apr 2014 — via littleredbloodhood (source)
thejesusandmarxchain:

wehidebehindstars:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

Y’all, this case is like 3000% legit. It’s been all over the news in my area and the search for her has turned into a search for her body. The man who took her is also wanted for the murder of his own wife.  

Those are both true, links here and here
Relisha is the 3rd girl to go missing in the our area in the past month. She is thought to be with Kahlil Malik Tatum, a janitor at her school, who is thought to be driving either of the cars stated in the above flyer. Please signal boost this, the DC Police may have started to give up hope, but there still may be a chance for Relisha Rudds.

thejesusandmarxchain:

wehidebehindstars:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

Y’all, this case is like 3000% legit. It’s been all over the news in my area and the search for her has turned into a search for her body. The man who took her is also wanted for the murder of his own wife.  

Those are both true, links here and here

Relisha is the 3rd girl to go missing in the our area in the past month. She is thought to be with Kahlil Malik Tatum, a janitor at her school, who is thought to be driving either of the cars stated in the above flyer.

Please signal boost this, the DC Police may have started to give up hope, but there still may be a chance for Relisha Rudds.

♥ 186847 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via littleredbloodhood (source)
master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

♥ 337921 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via littlecutecharmer (source)

detectivebrooks:

whatsup-assbutt:

detectivebrooks:

"And I suppose that’d be because I’m human, is it?" 

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"Now you’re getting it. Gold star for Vincent."

"Well, there we go. At least you’re not stupidly narcissistic, merely narcissistic and stupid. So what, you’re….you’re better than me? Is that it? Because I didn’t grow up in a fancy castle in Wonderland? You guys are the royal family, huh? Hate to have someone like you ruling over me. I’ll take my chances with humanity. At least here, the only boss of me, is me."

image

"Sure I got my pride, but I know when I’m up against more than I can take, and vice versa. And you’re not exactly considered a threat in my book, not physically at least. Never said I was better than you either. Those are you’re words, not mine. Although, the last time I told a girl I loved her, and got her pregnant, I didn’t move across the goddamn ocean leaving her to raise my kid by herself.”

♥ 15 — 2 weeks ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via detectivebrooks

mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

♥ 144588 — 2 weeks ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via talk-to-tennant (source)

detectivebrooks:

whatsup-assbutt:

detectivebrooks:

"Then perhaps you shouldn’t have even bothered." He said venemously. "And left my pathetic mortal beer in peace." 

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"I could’ve. But it was either that, or some weird fruity stuff Tempey had in there. There was also Jessie’s strawberry milk, but I figured if she’s as much like Temperance as I think she is, then it’s best I don’t get her upset with me. You on the other hand, I can handle.”

"And I suppose that’d be because I’m human, is it?" 

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"Now you’re getting it. Gold star for Vincent."

♥ 15 — 2 weeks ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via detectivebrooks